- Colombian Reporter: Thomas Müller, how do you feel that you're not the topscorer?
- Thomas Müller: *in Bavarian* That shit doesn't interest me, we're world champions, who even cares? *stormes off and leaves a confused reporter behind*
- Reporter: *turns to Schweinsteiger* What did he say?
- Schweinsteiger: He said you look really nice.
- Reporter: Ahh, thank you!
being a girl is really fucking expensive
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hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?