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  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly envies
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang but stays away from because he likes claiming girls as his own
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much and can never stick up for themself
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  • Ireland: The one that laughs at fucking everything
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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.